BRITNEY: What Body Parts Is Perry "Guarding"?

[MissSouth]

Despite insisting she and Kevin are solid, the most gossip sparked by
her "new man" connection is: Who's the FATHER of her new
bun-in-the-oven?

Will we have to wait for blood work somewhere along the line?

Regardless, this "triangle" is the most bizarre circumstance yet in
Britney's one-brick-shy-of-a-load domestic adventures. Can her public
stumbles be conncetd to the very possible fact that her performing
days, if not her recording days, are over? And maybe babymaking is all
she has to offer now?

Many 'I told-you-sos' are clucking about her latest caper. But those
who from day-one pointed to Britney's trailer-trash roots are not
surprised with ANYTHING that develops in this mildly-talented "star's"
life. Yet another demonstration--like anyone is listening--for benefit
of you dumb-as-a-celery-stalk entertainment fans that celebrity in ONE
aspect of one's life does not mean that the other ass-pects are NOT all
screwed up!

[j***@yahoo.com]

Federline, who probably has a few IQ points on Britney, stands to make
at least $15 million in a divorce settlement, if that's what Brit
wants. As odious as he seems to Spears fans, he's a wily sort. During
their "marriage," he's always had his black piece on the side--with
time out for a mixed race kid--and since hookin' up with Brit, he's
appeared to be spending her wealth like Monopoly money. And he's
cuttin' recordings like he had some talent outside ... dancing! Just
another guy taking Spears for a ride down the trail of tears. But will
she learn ... with her "new man." Nah! Of course Not.

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Post by MissSouth
Despite insisting she and Kevin are solid, the most gossip sparked by
her "new man" connection is: Who's the FATHER of her new
bun-in-the-oven?
Will we have to wait for blood work somewhere along the line?
Regardless, this "triangle" is the most bizarre circumstance yet in
Britney's one-brick-shy-of-a-load domestic adventures. Can her public
stumbles be conncetd to the very possible fact that her performing
days, if not her recording days, are over? And maybe babymaking is all
she has to offer now?
Many 'I told-you-sos' are clucking about her latest caper. But those
who from day-one pointed to Britney's trailer-trash roots are not
surprised with ANYTHING that develops in this mildly-talented "star's"
life. Yet another demonstration--like anyone is listening--for benefit
of you dumb-as-a-celery-stalk entertainment fans that celebrity in ONE
aspect of one's life does not mean that the other ass-pects are NOT all
screwed up!